Bug control

This afternoon, Mother has completed her Infection Control update and scored 100% on the test. Before you all start thinking that she may well be the next Einstein, the answers were readily available in the accompanying literature, and failure to get the maximum score would’ve cast doubt on her ability to read, let alone understand the principles of bug bustin.  

Now all she has to do is be observed cleansing the old metacarpals and she’s all set for another year. 

I’d wash me hands of it if it was left to me……