Mother is watching daytime TV. I tell her it will rot her brain cells but she still keeps doing it.
The number of adverts for life insurance is amazing. People are getting peace of mind to live their lives knowing that someone will be able to dispatch them when they’re gone.
Mother hasn’t got life insurance. She doesn’t care what happens to her when she’s dead. She won’t know anyway. She is busy spending the insurance premiums on food. She gets loads of peace of mind knowing that there is a kit kat in the cupboard…..