Thoughts of Chairman Meow

Top of the World, Ma

I think I am in the doghouse. Doing my best Jimmy Cagney impression whilst standing on top of the kitchen roof has not enamoured me to Mother, who no doubt thought that I’d either break my neck attempting to get off or that she’d have to ring the fire brigade to get me down safely. 

What she didn’t know at the time was that I have a secret way of getting off there which involves being on next door’s kitchen roof, lowering myself onto their garage roof and finally onto our wall. From which it is a hop, skip and a jump into our garden. 

What does she expect from me?  I’m not one to content myself with flat, horizontal surfaces. A pitched roof is much more fun. 

I’ll tell you summat though. There is some rubbish in our guttering which she’d do well to get rid off. But she’d have to climb steps to do it. And she don’t like heights……

I suppose she could train me to do it………


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