Tits up

In today’s paper, MPs are advocating paid breastfeeding breaks for new mothers. Think of it as a fag break for infants.

One assumes that the baby won’t be joined at the hip to its mummy when she’s at work. Or on a bungee rope so it can be twanged into the office when it’s hungry. Or that boobies won’t be flopped out on a whim. Or that someone won’t put the wrong milk in their tea.

Mother says she doesn’t get a paid meal break. She sometimes doesn’t even get an unpaid one.

If she promises to go on a liquid diet, will MPs sort something out for her? After all, somebody has got to have the strength to keep working whilst the dairies are in production……