Granny has just ticked off number 86 in the ‘100 complaints to have before you die’ list. She has groin strain.
Now those of you who are sporty will consider this to be in the sole domain of footballers who earn a million pounds a week, not something which affects a little old woman who says she can barely stand up. Mother thinks that Granny is possibly leading a double life….
Although common sense tells her that the closest Granny gets to a football field is watching Match of the Day….