Following the gusts and torrential rain of the past few weeks, our chimbley is now in desperate need of repair. Problem is, half of if belongs to next door, and Mother can’t see them paying out for it (the three fence panels they said they would replace 4 years ago are now one step away from making sawdust).
Shame they will have moved by Christmas. Mother could have blackmailed them by saying she would tell the kids that Santa wasn’t coming due to Elf and Safety.
Sometimes, I am so clever and devious I amaze myself…….
Besides, I know that Santa has a magic key. Stuffing yourself down a chimbley is soooooo last century………