Granny is having an ongoing dispute with the people across the way who have a female friend who insists on parking across her drive. This means that Mother has to park in the street. This is OK most of the time, but is a pain in the arse when she has to pack Granny’s wheelchair for another trip to Tesco. You’ll already know about these adventures – the ones where Granny is getting ready for her interview to take over in North Korea! Fear this, good people, for when this happens she’ll have her own state TV station with wall to wall adverts for sterident, incontinence pads and bananas!
Anyway, Granny has had words with the male of this household. His excuse?! ‘Well, she does have kids you know!’. Bugger me! Somebody has arranged to have all kids’ legs removed when I wasn’t looking. Why can’t the little darlings walk a bit further? Or we could arrange to have them fitted with wheels……….
Of course, this small problem pales into insignificance when you consider that the United Nations, NATO and the International Court of Arbitration may soon have to mediate Mug Wars……………Keep an eye out for the people in blue berets!
Sid 
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